So I made a deal with my 6th graders: if everyone scored above 90% on their homework, I would not assign homework tonight. When the class discovered that just one girl let the class down with an 88% (don't worry, she could handle it), one of the boys turned to her and said:
Boy: "Now I have confirmed my plan to throw you off a cliff!"
Girl: "Um, you never had that plan, and we don't have a cliff."
