Earnest 4-Year-Old Art Student: "Can I tell you all about paintbrushes?"
Impressed Art Teacher: "Please."
Earnest 4-Year-Old Art Student: "Don't stick paintbrushes up your nose."
In short, a collection of funny things people have said, directly to or overheard by the Contributors. For a more detailed history behind its genesis, we invite you to read the first post of this blog.