Thursday, December 4, 2008

Hold the cheese, please.

Setting: MARTA train.

homeless person speaking loudly to entire train: I'm homeless, does anyone have any money so I can buy some food?

train rider: I have a sandwich I haven't eaten, do you want it?

homeless: Does it have cheese on it?

rider:Yes

homeless: I don't like cheese on my sandwiches.

rider: you can just peel it off... here take it.

homeless: (a little agitated) I don't really want a sandwich, I just want to buy cigarettes.