"He's white! That's what they do!"
--Swami's [Black] colleague at Mays High School, interrupting a conversation in the teacher work room in which a different colleague had expressed admiration for Swami's bike-riding habits
In short, a collection of funny things people have said, directly to or overheard by the Contributors. For a more detailed history behind its genesis, we invite you to read the first post of this blog.